The worst first date E.V.E.R.!

My sister Elisabeth sent this to me via e-mail. I don't know how true it is, but it sure is funny!!!

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read it. This is probably is the funniest date story
ever,first date or not!

We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first
date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were
about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted
to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to
the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long'
with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in
need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks
from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you
thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...
'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and
was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Funny, right? SO, this got me thinking...What is YOUR worst date ever? It may not match the one above but that doesn't matter. I will also post mine below. Thanks for sharing!!!